hOLLY!__ (hollaxatholly) wrote,
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him
and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think your the father
of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had
on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's
math teacher."
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